Via MetaFilter, PwC will be renaming itself as Monday. That’s right, “Monday”. And, this e-mail apparently made the rounds at Monday, on Monday:
Admin: Good Morning, this is Monday.
Client: No, actually its Tuesday.
Admin: Yes sir, but you've reached Monday.
Client: What are you talking about?
Admin: You've called Monday sir.
Client: I realize I called yesterday, but today is Tuesday.
Admin: Today is Tuesday, but you've reached Monday.
Client: What?
Admin: Who can I connect you with?
Client: I need to talk to a partner in PwC.
Admin: There are only partners in Monday at this location.
Client: They don't work the rest of the week?
Admin: They work all week, sir. But they're all in Monday.
Client: But I want to talk to a PwC partner today, not Monday.
Admin: You can't talk to a PwC partner here. You'll have to talk to a partner in Monday.
Client: I can't wait til Monday!!