Remaining U.S. CEOs Make a Break For It

From SatireWire, Remaining U.S. CEOs Make a Break For It:

[...]The pursuers said they have had some success, however, by preying on a common executive weakness. “Last night we caught about 24 of them by disguising one of our female officers as a CNBC anchor,” said U.S. Border Patrol spokesperson Janet Lewis. “It was like moths to a flame.” Robert Mueller

Also, teams of agents have been using high-powered listening devices to scan the plains for telltale sounds of the CEOnistas. “Most of the time we just hear leaves rustling or cattle flicking their tails," said Lewis, "but occasionally we'll pick up someone saying, ‘I was totally out of the loop on that.’” [...]

Heh.

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