I was feeling a little peckish after breakfast this morning, so I was looking around the kitchen for a little snack. There’s not much around these days, as I’ve stopped buying cookies and Newtons for the time being.
I still hand plenty of Peeps — resulting from a 90%-off sale at Target after Easter — so I turned my attention to those. I was about to eat one raw, but then I recalled that I may as well nuke ’em. From there, my mind went into overdrive — “What if I could add a topping to nuked Peep to magnify its goodness?”. And, from there, I turned to peanut butter.
I just opened up the jar — reduced-fat, no less — and dunked the helpless Peep in there. I made sure that his little body was covered in peanuttyness. From there, I just placed him on a saucer and nuked him for 12 seconds on high.
Man, you thought nuked Peeps were good? This was spectacular. It was like taking the Peepiness to a whole new level. It was just fabulously delicous. Mmm, I’m going to have to exercise restraint to stop myself from eating too many of these ;).
Now he’s making up words like “Peepiness”! Somebody please get this boy a job!!!
Alex, please seek professional help.
eeewwww.
Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it ;).
How did your stomach handle the nuked Peepiness?
Granted, Peeps are almost pure sugar, but they only have 32 Calories per Peep. And, as I only have about one a day, I haven’t had any ill effects.
mmmmm…peeps…
note to self: stay away from handcoding when i haven’t had any food all morning.
So you have one peep a day. That means your stock from easter will last till when? Christmas?