Iron Chef America

There's a new Iron Chef in town. Well, three of them anyway :). The Food Network is starting a new Iron Chef series called Iron Chef America with Iron Chefs Wolfgang Puck, Mario Batali and Bobby Flay. No, this isn't the horrendous Iron Chef USA which aired on UPN (and starred William Shatner as the host). No, this one is completely different and, as far as I can tell, a good deal of fun.

This time around, Alton Brown takes on the commentator role and some Asian guy takes on the role of Chairman. According to the commercials, the show premiers on January 16 at 9/8c. However, they’ve already aired a few episodes. Or something. Over the weekend, they aired a couple episodes in a row where they paired the new Iron Chefs with some of their Japanese counterparts (Flay vs Sakai and and Puck vs Morimoto). As the episodes aired, the main titles identified it as “Iron Chef America: Battles of the Masters”. So, perhaps those were exhibition matches of some sort.

Overall, I quite enjoyed the show. I won’t spoil the secret ingredients of thosee twe episodes (in case you haven’t seen them yet) but I think the Flay/Sakai battle had a more adventurous ingredient. It threw them off a bit, at first, and that always makes the battles more interesting. However, the Puck/Morimoto battle had an ingredient that even I have in my kitchen; the two chefs had little trouble cooking with it and it wasn't much of a challenge for them.

Alton Brown as a commentator is both good and bad. He’s knowledgeable and charismatic but I get the feeling that he’s more accustomed to having a more scripted show (like his show, Good Eats). So, when it comes time for him to say things, he almost seems nervous about keeping the air full, as if having preventing dead air were his primary goal. And, in Alton's case, that unfortunately means plenty of vocalized pauses.

Common among amateur speakers — and a personal pet peeve of mine — vocalized pauses are those uhms and erms which some speakers use to fill the air between thoughts. From what I’ve read, it stems from an apprehension that any blank space would allow someone else to interrupt the speaker; of course, in the case of a television commentator (and most other situations where vocalized pauses arise), there is no one else who would be interrupting the speaker. I like Alton’s commentary, but I hope that’s one habit which he can shed.

Another interesting factor of the show — both for Iron Chef America and the original Iron Chef — is the celebrity judges. In the few episodes, the featured judges were mostly B-list celebrities (like that guy who played Gunther on Friends), though I don’t mean that in a bad way. However, the judges in this series were almost too lenient on the chefs. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m sure that any dish from these chefs would likely be stupendous, but if they only give complements then it makes it all the more difficult to taste the food vicariously. Good and bad parts aside, the show is still very young and I can’t wait for the next episodes.

The Apprentices’s Grammar Gaffes

I enjoy some reality tv shows, but I never really got into The Apprentice; it just seemed a bit arbitrary to me to have participants compete and yet have their fates nonetheless decided by Trump. But, I was amused by this mocking assessment of the Apprentices at MSNBC. In particular, it seems that they have a tough time speaking English clearly:

Wes thinks “utilize” sounds more businesslike than “use,” when actually it only sounds more pretentious. Recent college grad Andy busted out some Latin with the phrase “ad hoc,” but didn’t seem to know its actual meaning. Fragile Elizabeth suggested “download[ing] all our ideas” instead of just saying “write everything down,” then sprained her tongue with the non-word “deprioritize.” And Ivana … well, what corporate blather hasn’t Ivana used? […]

The author seems a bit surprised and disgusted that these “overeducated MBAs trip over themselves to prove their expertise in the high-powered corporate sphere”. Really, I’m not terribly surprised at their foibles; having worked in the corporate world long enough, I’ve run across plenty of blowhards who think that big words can inflate their stature. Fortunately, my current job is much more down-to-earth and with hardly a peep of marketing-speak in the office.

TV Barn on the 2004 Fall TV Schedule

The folks at TV Barn have written up a summary of the fall’s upcoming tv season. For some time now, critics have lamented the passing of drama on television (in lieu of reality shows) but it never really hit me until I saw “Wife Swap” listed among the Best Shows. Yikes.

The description for Complete Savages looked promising at first — “The season’s most above-average new comedy comes from one of TV’s funniest couples, veteran ‘Simpsons’ producers Mike and Julie Scully.” But, I then realized that it's airing on ABC and — not that it’s impossible to have a good sitcom on ABC — but I can’t even recall the last show of any kind that I watched regularly on ABC.

Another show which initially intrigued me was Quintuplets (Fox). It was listed in the Best category and the inclusion of Andy Richter (of Late Night with Conan O’Brien fame) was a good sign. But, a quick perusal of the show’s website dashed all hope.

In particular, I loaded up the link for “The Quintuplets Take America By Storm” video (which I would have linked to if it wasn’t Flashified). I was expecting a fluff piece, to be sure, but it was worse than I could have imagined: the video describes the shows mall tour (yes, mall tour) where the cast goes to malls to promote the show to potential viewers (which apparently consists mostly of screeching teenage girls).

When even the “Best” shows looking as mediocre they do, you can imagine what the rest of the list (“The Ok” and ”The Worst”) resembles. This just doesn’t seem to be a terribly strong fall season. Maybe it’s time to start that Greencine subscription (at least that way I can rent DVDs of some genuinely good shows).

Lorem Ipsum for the Video Age

Peter-Paul Koch is a front-end developer based out of Amesterdam; he runs QuirksMode.org and he’s perhaps most well known for his work with JavaScript. (In particular, I’ve been thinking about giving his JavaScript-based image-replacement script a try.)

He also has a mailing list where he sends out short announcements on new scripts and articles that he’s written. And, in his most recent message, he wrote about his completion of a Ubachs Wisbrun site is all in Dutch and, as far as I can tell, they’re an advertising agency. Interestingly enough, they also have some of their commercials posted in their portfolio.

I stumbled into their section for Rabobank and I actually quite liked many of the commercials there. Sure, I didn't understand a word of what they were saying — for the most part — but that allowed me to enjoy them for their composition, diction and tempo.

And, after viewing a few of them, I realized that it reminded me a bit of “Lorem Ipsum”. Lorem Ipsum is a standard set of placeholder text that web & print designers often use in their mockups. By using what's essentially gibberish, designers can can create a design for client review without concerns that the client will nitpick the text itself (and, in the case of a design mockup, the text is only a component within the deisign and not intended for critique).

Obviously, these commercials for Rabobank are not gibberish, but I don’t speak Dutch so I can’t understand a word of it. And, with the narration out of the way, I can concentrate on the on my impressions of the commercial as a whole. All the same, I’m still curious what the heck they’re saying in that one commercial where everyone keeps banging his/her head as he/she is waking up.

Picard Doesn’t Like Space Travel

In an interview with the BBC World Service Radio, Patrick Stewart said that he’s not terribly enthused about space travel:

“I’m a bit of a wet blanket when it comes to the whole business of space travel,” he said in a BBC interview.

As commander of the USS Enterprise on the show, his character Captain Jean-Luc Picard is an avid space traveller.

In an interview with BBC World Service radio, Stewart said he backed unmanned missions such as NASA’s Mars rover Opportunity and the UK’s Beagle 2 mission.

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“As I get older my unease at the time and the money that has to be spent on projects putting human beings back to the moon, and on to another planet, is so enormous,” he said. […]

Of all people, I figured he would be somewhat excited about space travel. Still, I can understand his concerns about the costs involved; while I support NASA’s efforts as a whole, I’m not sure how I feel about the proposed Moon Trip II.